turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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