Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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