Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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