He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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