yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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