he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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