The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize