How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
that is very illegal...i love you.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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