your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude i'm inner monologue high
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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