I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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