as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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