Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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