Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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