I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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