This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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