i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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