I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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