So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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