Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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