if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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