You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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