Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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