Dual....:-)
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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