would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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