I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You smell like stripper and shame
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize
