Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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