Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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