I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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