dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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