Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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