If that was your dad, he is hot
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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