I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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