no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How's work?
Spinning.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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