I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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