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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Sheโs a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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