But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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