Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize