Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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