oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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