no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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