I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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