let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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