Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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