i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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