the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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