can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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