i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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