You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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