...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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