So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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