She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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