Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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