Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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