Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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