Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
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the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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