Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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