Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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