and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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