Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I AM VODKA MAN
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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