We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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