Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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